The Real Michael Jackson Conspiracy Revealed

The media has been talking ad nadiseam about Michael Jackson's death these last couple of weeks and all the theories of how he died, why he did the weird things that he did and what was really going on in Michael Jackson's life. I found myself only mildly interested if at all in the whole affair until I stumbled across an old picture of Michael Jackson started filling in a lot of the pieces for me.






















If you look closely at Michael's face you can see that it's looking a little rubbery. This photo was later re-touched by head executive studios to look like this.

























So what is going on here? Well, it became pretty obvious pretty quickly after looking at this other picture I saw of the Jackson's hanging out and relaxing.




















Look at young Michael Jackson on the far left! The media and everyone else has been wondering why Michael spent his life as a black man trying to look like a white woman when the truth is so obvious. He was really a white woman who wore a black mask in order to sweep the world as a black man. We've all been so blind.


So why did he look like a real black kid when he was young, but then look somewhat deranged when he was older....simple. He didn't like changing from his original mask when he was a kid and it stretched out over the years. We all know his love for masks, what we didn't know what his love for his very first mask.

Why didn't we see it earlier...

Now, the really shocking part. Why did this never come out before. Why wait till now? Because the woman under the mask died just hours before the announcement that Michael Jackson died. Yep, you guessed it. It was Farrah Fawcett.

Of Course! The controversy about whose kids he has been raising because it was his male doctor who gave the sperm. It doesn't matter who the father was, Michael was the mother! Plastic surgery? No! it was that piece of $**! mask that was stretched to the limits over the years. Strange high voice for a grown man? Wake up! it's a woman! Sleeping with little boys? What elementary teacher hasn't these days? (except my beautiful wife of course). Use of drugs? No! Everyone knows Farrah was fighting cancer near the end, those drugs were legit!

And now at the end, finally the truth can come out. I imagine he/she wanted to tell everyone for years, but there were handlers too close to the situation who couldn't let that happen. So Michael, Farrah...RIP.